10.

The Metamucil shooters at the bar.

9.

Constant complaints from management that there were 70 cars in the parking lot with turn signals still blinking.

8.

Neither Martha nor Andy wore their little twirler outfits.

8a.

That Gary Canan and John Ingram did.

7.

Someone constantly yelling: "Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!"

6.

People seemed to know each other's chests more than the knew each other's faces. (It's the name tags! Get your mind out of the gutter.)

5.

Almost everyone for whom the committee posted bail actually showed up at the event.

4.

Danney Goble's new book is titled: "How my love of golf taught me humility!"

3.

That 82-year-old DJs can still find work.

2.

Little Efferdent party favors.

1.

Handy pocket maps so we could find our way back from the rest rooms (where there were ample supplies of adult diapers.)

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